Reason: Ifurita is almost
pure perfection! Not only is she the highest ranking fabricated
female (and the only albino) on the countdown
but she's one of the most powerful women in several dimensions.
She's gorgeous with looks that are both exotic and dangerous
but ever so tempting. And her wardrobe is wickedly rugged with
a choice selection of blues and blacks that compliment her eyes
and hair perfectly.
Ifurita is known as the "Demon
God(dess)" in El Hazard and for good reason too. She can
lay waste to an entire city with only a blast or two from her
key-rod of havok whenever she wants (she only toys with
those who claim to be her "master"). She can learn
magic and spells that are used against her simply by watching
them be cast and she's virtually indestructable (sure she may
need a couple of winds from the ole
key now and then to keep her functional, but she doesn't need
any other kind of sustenance, her food bills must be miniscule!).
She may also need to be oiled up a bit once in a while, but hey,
that could be considered "fun time" and not "chore
Like Sharon Apple, she is basically
a super-computer. She is rational almost to a fault, but she
has also learned to find and use her emotions-chip to act and
think more like a human being. A human being able to fly and
zap and kill a lot of people at once, but a human being none
One of Ifurita's greatest capabilities
is her ability to love someone/thing beyond what a regular person
is capable of. She is ready and willing to sacrifice her life
in order to save her love. In fact, she drifted around
aimlessly in space and time for millenia so that she could finally
meet and send back in time and space the love of her life so
that they could meet and start the destruction of her world and
then stop it because he could see through her into her soul and
free her from that putz Jinnai's control who she brought to El
Hazard with Makoto and then she could sacrifice her life to go
through time and space for a millenia or two or ten and meet
her love and.......... uh, and she could keep it all straight
too. Damn she's smooth!
Another impressive fact about
our beloved model XVW0083 Ifurita is that in a world inhabited
by what seems to be nothing but hot AniBabes she stood out so
much as a babe beyond most babes! From the Priestesses of the
Mount, to the hot assassins and the cute Princesses, this Demon
God was so far beyond them in babe-magnitude it was almost ridiculous
(not to mention the fact that she could [and did] kick their
butts as if they were nothing but those whiney little Sailor
Scouts [without Sailor V of course]).
Ifurita is under factory warranty
for another 500 years too. So in case she ever did run into something
that could possibly cause a scratch of damage to her
(however totally unlikley that possibility may seem), she can
get a touch up and a tune up and be on her way. No doctor's bills,
no medication, just a key wind and a quick change of her filter
and she's once again ready to start chewing gum and kicking ass.....
and she never really liked chewing gum.
A Demon God, a world destroyer,
a world savior and a devouted lover all rolled into one. That,
ladies and gentlemen, is our beloved Ifurita: number Five Anime
Babe of all time!
In Her Own Words: "Thank
you, humans. Even though I am unable to comprehend your logic
in the necessity to rank females of my kind in a democratic contest
of beauty and brawn I still feel surprisingly good about the
fact that I have placed as number five.
"Hear this judges, if you should ever need a Demon Goddess'
help in destroying any of your enemies or rivals do not hesitate
in asking for my help. I will put the kibosh on them faster than
you could say 'Our destruction is upon us.' Once again I must
give you thanks for this wonderful opportunity and for making
me seem more real."
Ain't she cute? That's our beloved
Ifurita, Demon Goddess/World Killer extraordinare.
Even though all our judges were in agreement
that the only real Ifurita is the one from the OAVs, you have
to admit that the TV Ifurita is still pretty cute^_^
"Dear Kami-sama, I have sinned. I have killed
millions of people and destroyed worlds. Oh yeah, it's also been
15,000 years since my last confession."
Whoo-hoo! Well guys, it looks like I bagged her.
See, that's my trade - marked "Oni-Coat" and my green
hair. Actually, I just stole her key. But hey, I'll take it anyway
I can get it ^_^
Now it's time to feast your eyes on the rest of the
winners of the Ultimate Tribute to Anime - Babedom. The Top Ten Anime Babes of All Time!!!!!
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Quickie Ifurita Links:
World of the Demon-God Ifurita be thy name.
El Hazard Multi-Media Gallery Watch Ifurita slap Jinnai
like a little girl over and over again!
El Hazard On-Line Encyclopedia Any questions you might
have about our lil' world destroyer are all answered here.