Reason: Grandis Granva
is one of anime's most independent and most attractive redheads.
She doesn't take any crap from anybody, and she looks great
doing it. Grandis is so fine and has so many things going for
her it's almost ridiculous.
First, she's an infamous international
jewel thief who loves her job and who only met her match in the
princess of Atlantis. Second, she bosses around her two henchmen
(like children) who actually fear her (one who possesses Herculean-like
strength and the other who's brain is more advanced than most
men in the world). Third, she does what she has to to get
her man (including gourmet cooking and his laundry [
- This is not demeaning if she happily chooses to do it.... which
she does]). Fourth, she's really a nice person when you get to
know her, unless you're also after her man. Fifth, she's fearless
and self-sacrificing when her friends are in danger. And sixth,
she's great with kids and animals. It seems that everybody but
a few blonde bimbos love this babe!
Grandis is a carrot topped firecracker
of a woman who knows how to live life to the fullest and help
others to do the same. If it wasn't for her, Jean probably would
have struck out with Nadia, the group would have never have met
Marie, and that slut Elektra would have just taken her relationship
with Cap'n Nemo (the man!) for granted. It is plainly
that Grandis was the backbone of Fushigi no Umi no Nadia,
and it is the judges' opinion that she is the one who saved the
earth from Gargoyle, and not the whiney little puta, Nadia. The
show should have really been called Fushigi no Gratan no Grandis!
By the way, isn't her tank cool? It's the coolest mecha in the
show, and it's even named after her.
Grandis has everything that
a woman could ever want: Two man-slaves to cater to her every
whim; a body that won't quit; a cool tank that can transform
into any kind of transportation imaginable; and the brains to
flaunt all this in the faces of those less fortunate. And now,
some fan service to prove this point.
Even before the invention of
silicone, this babe was beyond fine!
It's also a well known fact
that Grandis is a self-made woman. After she was kicked out of
her mansion and left poor in the streets by her ex-fiance, Gonzales,
this sexy Spanish Senorita picked herself up, got her two boy
toys together and went on to become the scourge of Europe's high
class. She made a life out of stealing the only thing that meant
anything to her after getting her heart trampled on (if I ever
meet that f***** Gonzales, I'll rip his **** off and stick it
up his ******* ***!!!!): diamonds, rubies, sapphires, pearls,
and Blue Waters. Can you blame her? But the fact that she did
all this (thief, gang leader, and world-saver) better than Momma
Dora really shows how much a woman she truly is. Grandis, we
In Her Own Words: "You
like me! You really like me! Oh, this page
makes me so happy, especially when I see that Elektra (Nemo's
little lapdog) didn't even make the top ten. Boy, is she a perro
or what? I mean, at least I don't find that I have to wear a
mask when I meet new people. Lord only knows what she's trying
to hide. I think that she's just jealous of every other woman
in the world, and wouldn't you be if you were in her
shoes. I'm sure even Marie'd have a better chance with Nemo than
that peroxide dyed bimbo! Who, other than that rancid rubia puta
would try to kill the man she (supposedly) loves?!?! What a little
ingrate!!!!!! Why would she try to take my Nemo away from me?!?
Why? *Sniff* And why would
he choose her over me? This is my page! I'm number seven,
not her!! I swear to God I'll kill that slut if it's the last
thing I -"
Whoa, sorry there people, but
it's best to let her cool down when she starts to get like this.
We'll check back on her a little later.
And that, ladies and gents,
is out Grandis Granva. Number seven AniBabe of all time.
Hey Grandis, how much does a "fanning" cost?... Really?
That's all? Well, if my pockets are deep enough I'll fan you
all day long^_^
See folks, she's really just a lil' kitten (although I prefer
her as a tiger myself @_@)
Uh oh. It looks like she's got a certain blonde
something on her mind again. If only Golgo13 was around in the
late 1800's, I'd get my spicy senorita something special for
Ladies, shake hands and come out fighting (or
we'll just let Grandis start fighting).
In Her Own Words (cont.): "Oh,
I'm better now. Sorry about that, I'm really not a violent or
a jealous woman. Sometimes I'm just too emotional for my own
good. Especially when I see that pompous and arrogant over-tanned
face of that homely little sadist Elek-"
Now it's time to feast your eyes on the rest of the
winners of the Ultimate Tribute to Anime - Babedom. The Top Ten Anime Babes of All Time!!!!!
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Quickie Grandis Links:
Secret of Blue Water Homepage This is where you go to
read all about Grandis and her wonderful adventures saving the
world from the evil First Mate of the Nautilus.
The Nadia Picture
Archive Although it's in Korean, this page has pictures
of Fushigi no Gratan no Grandis that I haven't seen on
any other page!
Grandis Granva Homepage The perfect way to start or end
your day. A quick rundown of everything Grandis.