The REAL Number 01(B) AniBabe:
Reason: Do you really
have to ask? First, look at her. Second, she has green hair (the
judges love green hair more than purple hair). Third, she has
the power to make any man who sees her fall hopelessly in love
with her at first sight. Fourth, she's the Princess of the Oni
(the coolest race of warrior aliens this side of the universe
with lil' horns and cute fangs). Fifth, she has the coolest powers
any AniBabe could ever even ask for (including flight, "Divine
Retribution", and the ability to get totally plastered after
only a little sake).
Lum also has her own spaceship
with which she can travel galaxy upon galaxy with. The fact that
she chooses to stay on Earth and mingle with us "humans"
is another point in favor of her.
Sure she may have the ultimate
and all-time loser- lecher for a boyfriend, but as it was stated
before, "Whomever a babe chooses to love has no bearing
what- so- ever on her placement as a Top
Ten Babe." And who knows, maybe someday she'll wise up and
dump the chump (At least she likes to electrocute his sorry ass
all the time [which was a bonus for her too by the way]). But
until she wises up and leaves Moroboshi in the dust, it must
be said that her tenacity to love the guy goes beyond anything
a normal human could possibly endure. She's got the power.
Not only does Lum have a great
body, but she also loves to show it off whenever
she can. Our judges simply love her Itsy Bitsy Tiger- Striped
Bikini. And those striped go-go boots are just to die for! No
wonder she was pissed when darling took her top from her in their
first game of tag (not to mention it was her only one). But,
I must be quick to point out that Lum doesn't just look good
in her Oni bikini. Oh no. When she's in her school uniform she
looks even hotter than Sailor V! Now that is quite a task if
I do say so myself.
Lum also has many really cool
alien inventions in her possession, any one of which can cause
great destruction or wacky fun in the land of Tomobiki (it all
depends on what you think is "fun"). The fact that
Moroboshi is usually on the receiving end of many of these painful
(but wacky) inventions when they either blowup, backfire, or
simply don't do as they're supposed to makes our beloved Oni
that much more attractive (I think she tries to kill him on purpose,
but that may just be my own wishful thinking).
Many people think that Lum's
jealous nature is a negative deterent in her personality, but
everyone here seems to believe otherwise. The number one reason
given by our judges for choosing Lum as the number one AniBabe
Time was "She is just so damn cute when she flies into a
jealous rage". All the male judges apparently kept forgetting
that she isn't real and spent a long time daydreaming of how
great it would be if she was jealous over them. It was up to
the female judges to either slap them out of it or use their
subspace mallet to remind them of their need to be impartial.
Lum also has her own fan club
on earth - a little place called Tomobiki-cho.
It seems that everyone (come human or alien) loves Lum in her
town. She even has her own personal Stormtroopers to protect
her from any harm (although she's proven that she doesn't really
need any protection, she can protect herself pretty well^_^).
And her cousin, Jariten, even though he might be a bit crude
and rough around the edges, is one of the best sidekicks a babe
could have. He's cute, funny, and he loves to literally burn
Moroboshi whenever he can. It seems that everyone in Tomobiki-cho
would gladly give their lives for our green haired beauty (well,
everyone except Ataru).
And there you have it folks.
The long countdown is over. The winner and still champion: LUM!
The number one Anime Babe of All Time!
In Her Own Words: "Aaaaaaaaaah!
I'm so happy-tcha! Arrigatou
everybody who made me number one-tcha. This is so much fun, I
don't know what to say-tcha. Where's Darling-tcha? I want him
to share this moment with me-tcha. Darling? Darling! Darling,
where are you-tcha?! You should be here by my side when they
name me best babe-tcha! Darling!"
-"Uh, I left."
-"Darling! Get over here now-tcha! I'm not kidding-tcha."
-"Uh, Lum? Maybe it would make
you feel better if I stood by your side, hmmmm?"
-"Eh?! Don't touch me there, Rossman-tcha! Baka!"
-"Uhhh.... Ok-k-k-k-kayyyyyy. Ugh........
I think I'll die over here."
-"Darling! I see you running out the door-tcha! Come back here-tcha!"
Uh, what? Is that the end? Okay,
okay. Well folks, ladies and gents..... uh, that's Lum, the Oni
Princess who also happens to be the number one AniBabe of All
What the heck is going on here?!!??! What's Lum
doing in a bikini?!?!
Wow! Two of my favorite things together:
Lum and a cat-girl. Nice tail, by the way.
If only I had my own Lum-in-a-jar. She'd make
my mantle look so pretty^_^
If only I could reach into the mirror and pull
another Lum out of it. Ahhhhhhh, wouldn't that be keen?
Sorry, Lum. Were you waiting very long for me? It'll never happen
Shall we dance?
Top of the morning to ye, lass. Have you seen
Lucky around here lately?
Don't fall, Lum! Here, use my body for a cushion!
Whoa! When I asked Lum to make my bed,
I didn't mean this. But who am I to argue?
Abra-ca-dabra! It's a babe!
Well, Lum. That's it. I hope you enjoy
the priveledge and honor of being number one. Now I must ask
you one more time "Can I please come home with you?"
Pretty please? You can call me 'Darling' if you want.
Now it's time to feast your eyes on the rest of the
winners of the Ultimate Tribute to Anime - Babedom. The Top Ten Anime Babes of All Time!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2
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Quick Lum Links:
The best Urusei Yatsura Site on the web.
The World of Urusei Yatsura's
Lum Nothing but Lum. What a world^_^
Miss Lum Image Gallery Watch Lum get down!
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